Homeless due to divorce, jobless due to health. Denied unemployment and disability. Buried under debt and depression. Sold most of what I own already and it's still not good enough. Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Behold, my art! Last going rate at auction was over 6 million dollars back in 2024! Now you too can have this master piece in your house for the low low price of $999.99! Flex your fancy pinky lifting skills next to this bad boy to show off your bouginess to your friends! Why should the ridiculously wealthy be the only ones to have such beauty in their homes?
*disclaimer:
Wall not included, no refunds, will also trade for a case of twisted tea 😅